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Jeffrey Flathers's avatar

Eye can’t weight for the next won!

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Karen Bryan's avatar

It's not entirely a new phenomenon. In "Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses", Mark Twain chides the author of "The Deerslayer" for his failure to use "the right word, not its second cousin".

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Kevin Reynolds's avatar

Was one of the worse paragraphs I ever red.

My eyes are bleeding, so thanks for that.

You covered my current least favorite, “could of.” People seem to literally believe that’s correct. In fact, it just took me three tries to beat autocorrect to get it to do that.

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Aaron Dominguez's avatar

Agree with the title. Looking forward to seeing you in Rome.

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Tom White's avatar

You too!

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King, the Nomad's avatar

That was an uncomfortable read, like watching a needle approach an eyeball.

Unfortunately, we are rewarded more by the speed of a response than the correctness of a term.

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Luke Griege's avatar

I’d like to offer a similar take on linguistic stupidity.

https://open.substack.com/pub/theveridical/p/the-cost-of-skinning-a-cat-12-trillion?r=3n8zeo&utm_medium=ios

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Laura Lane's avatar

Gads!!! That was horrid!! It hurt me to read it, it must have been painful to write.

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Tom White's avatar

I hope you hated reading it as much as I hated writing it

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