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Jeffrey Flathers's avatar

There was a young lady named Rose

Who had a huge wart on her nose

When she had it removed

Her appearance improved

But her glasses now slipped to her toes.

Sorry, Tom, that’s the only G-rated one I can remember that does not include the word “buck”.

R.W. Richey's avatar

Somehow I had never come across that Yeats quote. That's fantastic!

Tom White's avatar

He is a treasure trove of wit and wisdom. Just when you think it’s exhausted, he comes back with more.