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Jean-Baptiste Lamarck’s Revenge
Feb 9 • Tom White
Thirteen AIronies
A Catalogue of Trade-Offs
Feb 6 • Tom White
Don’t Fight Hydras, Slay Dragons
A Bestiary for the Modern Worker
Feb 4 • Tom White
Love Is How You Hold Hands
A Short, Short Story
Feb 1 • Tom White

January 2026

On Awe and Annihilation in the Age of AI
Our Three Futures
Jan 29 • Tom White
Soliloquy on Snowfall
A Poem
Jan 26 • Tom White
The Corporate Rosetta Stone
An Unofficial Guide to Corporate Speak
Jan 22 • Tom White
Be Kind to AI. Even If Cruelty Works Better
The Fastest Way to Become Less Human
Jan 19 • Tom White
Be the Sun, Not a Flare
On Illumination
Jan 15 • Tom White
When LLMs Wear Cashmere
How the Good Will Hunting Bar Scene Explains AI Perfectly
Jan 13 • Tom White
It’s Cute Until It’s Costly
On Growing Up
Jan 9 • Tom White
How It’s a Wonderful Life Explains the Housing Crisis
Welcome to Pottersville
Jan 7 • Tom White
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