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For All Intensive Purposes, This Is the Worst Paragraph You’ll Ever Read
Or: Malapropism Madness
Oct 16 • 
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You’re Not Paying Attention. AI Is.
When Even Our Attention Has a Middle Manager
Oct 15 • 
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Why Books Are the Best, Most Honest Form of Marketing
How Books Lead to Big Business
Oct 10 • 
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The Saddest Person in the World
When Freedom Comes from Fear
Oct 8 • 
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Don’t Eat the Slop
Or: When Infinite Jest Becomes Reality
Oct 7 • 
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Labor
A Haiku
Oct 3 • 
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September 2025

Heart Attack
The Pathology of Heartbreak
Sep 30 • 
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The March of Time
A Meditation
Sep 26 • 
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What’s in Your Emotional Nutrition Label?
When Your Feed is Your Food
Sep 24 • 
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Stop and Ye Shall Find
A Haiku
Sep 23 • 
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Chosen Anyway
A Poem
Sep 21 • 
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Real Friends, Fantasy League: Is Fantasy Football the Antidote to Male Loneliness?
Fantasy football is essential infrastructure for adult friendship in a country where time zones, jobs, and politics keep pulling us apart.
Sep 16 • 
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